I think I have. But it will never be confirmed because I wasn’t allowed to go to the hospital for it.

It sounds worse than it is. Many moons ago, I used to be active and play football outside. I remember going to take a shot. Someone kicked the ball out of the way. I ended up kicking the back of someone’s heel full force. I’m positive I broke a couple of toes.

It hurt like hell, walking was agony. By the time I got home, it was unbearable. When I spoke to my parents about it, they said if it was broke it would go purple. Bit later it was purple. They then said it was just a bruise. Man up basically.

I was walking like I was in the ministry of silly walks! If you haven’t seen that…google it. But I really did struggle to walk for a good while. If it was broken or not, I’ll never know. But I’m old enough to realise something important. Even if it was broken, there wouldn’t be a lot they could’ve done about it anyway.